So I’m just laying in bed, scrolling through Tumblr on my phone, when I notice this clock on my wall. I never put that clock there. I would never put a clock up and cover my Loki poster. Who the fuck snuck into my room while I was sleeping and poor this clock up without me waking up?
Today’s weather forecast is brought to you by Crazy Uncle Joe’s Fruit Stand.
“Today will be warm with a chance of the weather to be like this: sun for 30 mins, rain, sun for 30 mins , rain, sun for 30 mins, rain.”
“I don’t care about whose DNA has recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching—they are your family.”
i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter
imagine the havoc
imagine the photos
Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.
The axe was laced with wolfsbane. I don’t know the species, so gonna have to burn it out.
When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
the vessels of michael and lucifer, everyone
tbh this is probably how michael and lucifer fought whenever they argued about something, usually about who God loves more
so this is basically a preview of how the apocalypse would have gone down
That’s siblings right there.